Meeting Wifi #43

Safety Meeting is an archival indica-leaning hybrid strain bred by Jinxproof Genetics and named after the euphemism for a midday sesh. Crossing Electric Watermelon and the body-buzzing 9lb Hammer (aka Nine Pound Hammer) yields this frosty flower, known for a gassy nose with flavor notes of melon skunk, earthy spice, and sugar. The strain produces a balanced stress-relieving high that brings relaxation in waves while still stimulating creativity, according to Jinxproof, who endorse putting Safety Meeting on your schedule to enhance mood and soothe achy pain. Clear your calendar, shut your laptop, and turn off push notifications for the best results. —